- me: *leaves room and walks into kitchen*
- dad: hey she came out of her hole
- dad: it's like you live in a cave
- dad: we haven't seen you in a while
- dad: it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
- dad: you only leave to stock up on food
- dad: oh and there she goes
- dad: walking right past me with her food
- dad: see you in a few days
